The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows, Episode 1: Parapsychology

Condensed Re-write of “Dark Shadows”, adding new characters along the way to help solve problems and lift curses. Begins post Maggie Evans kidnapping, and Willie Loomis going to Wyndcliff.

A familiar Butler applies for work at The Old House and knows more than he will let on. (Let me know if you want to the info to which episodes apply to the different fandoms so if you want those specific bits I can tell you. I know it’s gotten rather wildly Multi-fandom. Just leave a comment asking for which you’d like.)

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Margaret Josette DuPres

Margaret Josette DuPres

“There may have been no Maggie Evans at all, if I had not loved that Miss Dupres, and met her again over a century later and known this fiery devotion for both. Ha! Of course, is it not like a man, to want more than one woman? And is it not easier for one to enjoy the pleasures of two at once, like this?

One might resent me for enjoying this so thoroughly… but thankfully, who I was with… both in spirit and in body and with intensity… loved me… and even if she wanted to chain me down, or lacerate me with either a branding or perhaps simply her exquisite cuspids, I cared not… as long as she stroked me, as long as she loved me… as long as she lovingly hurt me with a pain so unyielding as to set my sinews aflame.”

— Barnabas Collins

(“Margaret Josette Dupres” by Daryl Wor)

The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows

The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows

Essentially a condensed Re-write from a particular point, to tie up loose ends and pair up everyone. Positive feedback, including laughter, can be sent to xoiscythe@hotmail.com (Send a message for the info to which episodes apply to the different characters if you only want those specific bits. It has gotten rather wildly Multi-fandom. Just leave a comment to the email address listed asking for which you’d like.)

So far the fandoms are: Dark Shadows, The Kids in The Hall, Clue (Wadsworth), The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, The Addams Family, Bewitched, The Munsters, Psycho, and cameos with Slimer, Norman Bates, Dr. “Hawkeye” Pierce, and hopefully in the future a large role with Dr. Who.

I’m A Believer

“… did you think I wanted to make her into a mold caste of the perfect woman? Did you think I wanted to suspend her from a diamond chain to wilt as so many other women of that day and age? Awakening in this lifetime was beyond my expectations and I’ve had to ask myself repeatedly why I continued wanting her and only her? Why would I have risked what I’d already gone through with her if it wasn’t for something else?…Could it be nailed down to one thing? If you want more than beauty, charm, generousity, then how about humour?”

-Barnabas Collins (“The Pit of Ultimate Dark Shadows”)